Horoscope : GENERAL

The efforts which you provided last year start truly to give tangible results, in 2011. That will touch all the fields of your life, and your increased conscience will not allow you to avoid this report. This progress will generate new resolutions at the end of the year; and like a success never arrive alone, you will also on many occasions to enrich your life thanks to new knowledge, dialogues with these people will open new doors to you which will be positive short cuts for your projects. Only Pluto influence can slow down you from nostalgic moods, you do not stop with the considerations of the past, go ahead !

To. Aj.Yeer

Joke Story
Gay Frank goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Frank, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

Frank is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Frank asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it will teach you what your ass is for."